Sunday, June 6, 2010

Corrupt Negro Hangs Himself (Politically)

(Pictured above is mayor Steve Benjamin, holding a future "baby mama" for some lucky black man)

There is an old saying: "Give them enough rope and they will hang themselves." This old adage is appropriate for blacks generally, but doubly appropriate for those in public life. Before the election of Mayor Steve Benjamin, there was outcry from some fringe members of the white community, who spray-painted "No Nigger Mayor" where it could be prominently viewed downtown. Racism, of course, proved unnecessary to derail the "mandate for change" (re: elect as many black people as possible) since, like Kwayme Kilpatrick, the mayor has proved that the most destructive force to black people is black people.

The mayor was recently involved in a nasty two-car collision, which left a woman in critical condition. Columbia's police chief, Tandy Carter, also black and also corrupt, has now been ousted for covering up the incident and, in negro parlance, "letting a brotha slide."

As for the Mayor, Steve Benjamin, he remains in office, as he has not, of this writing, admitted to or been caught engaging in crack-cocaine binges at the Hyatt with several white women. He has, however, released a statement saying that he "thought" that the headlights were on in his SUV when he nearly took another woman's life due to his negligence.

Mr. Benjamin should recover nicely from this incident and should not only remain mayor, but probably win his reelection for some obvious reasons. Firstly, Columbia is over 30% black, as stated before, and blacks tend to vote for blacks, provided they are democrats. Also, due to chronic high unemployment above national average indexes for all other races, many black people do not have to take off work to get involved in local politics, since they were never employed in the first place.

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